Posted by: Tater Tot | June 28, 2008

Test Results

I survived the colonoscopy AND endoscopy (sheesh) and now I know that I am healthy and most likely I DO NOT have Celiac Sprue.  My doctor took a biopsy and is double-checking for this under a microscope but he assured me that I’m o.k.  So this is good news!  I can eat all the yummy gluten and wheat that I want.  Here’s a run-down of my experience so that if anybody is going through this procedure, they know what to expect:

*The WORST part was the PREP for the procedure as opposed to the procedure itself (which I was asleep for).  Basically, once your done prepping for the exam, the worst is over.  

*If you weigh less than 100 lbs., only take ONE Ducolax tablet.  Wow, that was a painful experience.

*Afterwards, you feel cleansed and drugged and actually better than when you went in there.  I lost 5 pounds after this ordeal.

*My throat hurt a little bit after the endoscopy so I ate lots of popsicles.

*When drinking the medicine liquid, choose the orange flavor packet.  It actually tasted o.k.  And make sure to chill the concoction a little bit before drinking it.  It tasted better cold.

*In general, the emptier your stomach, the easier it is.  So if you can go without eating for a little while, it’s less trips to the…um…you know.

All in all, the whole thing was not as bad as my imagination was making it out to be.  

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“If you weigh less than 100 lbs., only take ONE Ducolax tablet. Wow, that was a painful experience.”

I would hate to OD on that stuff?

Damn straight you don’t want to OD on that stuff!

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